Jack Of All Trades


What is a missionary? Well, it really depends on when you ask, and who you ask! But, since I am the one answering the questions, I will give it from my perspective.  In the morning, a missionary is a student…sitting at the feet of Jesus, soaking up as much wisdom as I can get. At breakfast, I am a drill sergeant, making sure that Meme takes only ONE tablespoon of hopping-around-the-living-room-hot chilies per bowl of rice. I don’t want an 8 year old to have gastritis! (much to her disgust) Next, I turn into a writer, trying to convey exactly what it is like to be a missionary in Thailand, while trying desperately not to scare anyone off! Next, I become a textbook writer, making out hard math papers for Seh Doe to figure out. Then, I become a linguist, trying to decipher exactly what this complicated line of soap bubbles playing leap frog is trying to tell me. Then, I become a washerwoman, scrubbing all that laundry by hand, making sure that no stains remain, or that at least they are clean stains…shortly thereafter, I become a meteorologist! Is it going to rain in the next 24 hours? Should I hang my clothing out in the sun, or put it safely under the roof of the well house? (I might add that I need a lot of practice in meteorology, since my poor blanket has gotten soaked every day for the past week)  Next, I become either a taxi driver, or if I am blessed, a passenger, until I reach the market, where I become a private investigator, looking for great deals amidst widespread corruption. Upon arrival at home, I become a counselor to anyone in need, and there are usually many needs! Let me see…did I miss anything? Well, did I mention that I am Mom to at least 7 people all day, and wife to one person too? I am also a teacher every evening, making sure that everyone learns all they can during English time.I am also a nurse, doctor and EMT any time it is needed.

So, if I were going to tell you what to study so that you can be a good missionary someday, what would I tell you? Hmmm….maybe just that you should spend a lot of time at the feet of Jesus, He can give you the heads up on everything else you need to know.

One Comment On “Jack Of All Trades”

  1. You forgot dishwasher too Lisa! Oh, and don’t you kill bugs and ants that attack you in the middle of the night too? Better add exterminator to your list as well.
    Love
    Jeff

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